Headphone problem, please help?

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH MY HEADPHONES? IM GOING ******* APESHIT. IM TRYING TO PLAY A ******* GAME AND IN MIDST GAME SOUNDS I HEAR THIS *** **** WATER PELLET DROPPING NOISE IN MY RIGHT EARPHONE IM GOING ******* CRAZY SOMEONE PLEASE HELP OR I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO OUTSIDE, RING SOMEONES DOORBELL, AND KICK THEM SQUARE IN THE NUTS!